一，你晃晃脑袋，听听有没有大海的声音
Shake your head and listen to the sound of the sea
二，我只是想骂人，不想骂你
God sprinkled wisdom all over the world, but he gave you an umbrella.
三，上帝把智慧洒满人间，唯独给你撑了把伞
God sprinkled wisdom all over the world, but he gave you an umbrella.
四，我的眼里只有你，你的大脸让我看不到别人。
I only have you in my eyes, and your big face makes me unable to see others.
五，一直觉得你有种属于大自然的灵气，今晚终于为你偷到一把动物园的钥匙，你快进去吧
I have always thought that you have a kind of aura that belongs to nature. I finally stole a key to the zoo for you tonight. Go in quickly
六，脖子挺可爱就是装了个猪脑袋
It's a lovely neck with a pig's head
七，不要低头，怕你脑子的水会洒出来
Are you afraid that others will not see your walnut brain
八，你是生怕别人看不见你核桃仁大的脑子吗
Are you afraid that others will not see your walnut brain
九，好喜欢你，想和你一起坐过山车，在最高的位置解开你的安全带
I like you very much and want to ride a roller coaster with you and unfasten your seat belt at the highest position.
十，你复杂的五官也掩饰不了你朴素的智商
Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ
十一，世界上这么多灰 我怎么知道哪一撮是你
There are so many ashes in the world, how can I know which one is you
十二，哦！上帝啊！看看这个丑陋的土拨鼠吧！我真想用我的靴子踢爆他的屁股！
Oh! Jesus Christ! Look at this ugly groundhog! I really want to kick his ass with my boots!
十三，你长得真好看 我可以揍你吗
You're so good-looking. Can I hit you
十四，脑袋空不要紧，关键是不要进水
It doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to enter the water十
五，我的天呐你一定是吃了放在肮脏的桌子上的发霉的绿色面包,才会眨着美丽的大眼睛说出长沙臭豆腐一样臭的话
My God, you must have eaten the moldy green bread on the dirty table, and then you will blink your beautiful big eyes and say something as smelly as Changsha stinky tofu!
十六，你要好好做自己。反正别的你也做不好
You have to be yourself. You can't do anything else well anyway
十七，当你觉得自己又丑又穷一无是处时，别绝望，至少你的判断是真的
When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, at least your judgment is true
十八，我只想摸摸你的脸，结果弄了一手灰
I just wanted to touch your face, but I got gray.
十九，肺活量检测员：你好大的口气啊
Vital capacity tester: What a big tone you have
二十，祝所有口吐芬芳的阿杠、阿喷、阿键、阿黑们在这一年
I wish all the fragrant Akbar, Apen, Ajian and Ahei in this year
二十一，吃不完的隔夜饭An endless overnight mea
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